Thoughts From The Shower

Iunno about you, but I do most of my thinking in the shower. This is where I type up my strange and unusual thoughts for the world to see.

Do you do your thinking in the shower? If you do, and you remember what weird thought popped into your head, you can send it in here or email it in by sending it to: thoughtsfromtheshower@tumblr.com.

April 25, 2012 at 11:30am

Why does it have to be “in the meantime”? Why can’t it be “in the nicetime”.

April 5, 2012 at 12:45am

If I ate boiled eggs, and my fart smelled like boiled eggs, and the smell farts make is caused by bacteria, does that mean there was bacteria in my boiled egg?

April 27, 2011 at 2:12am

Why is it that I see more tulips than daffodils in the spring?

March 23, 2011 at 11:00pm

I wonder who plays the piano during disaster relief commercials

January 24, 2011 at 12:18am

Do all of our equations about the universe assume time exists?

12:16am

Just after a shower, I was getting some Q-Tips from the supply closet, I realized that I really love the smell of sun-screen.

December 12, 2010 at 10:44pm

If all pot were made legal in the united states, would it end drug wars in the US?

July 23, 2009 at 11:37pm

If two bullets moving at the speed of light were to hit eachother, could the impact destroy the earth?

11:36pm

Does homosexuality disprove Freud’s theory that we want to sleep with our moms? What if a child grows up with two fathers? I don’t know if Freud thought of that one.